Daily Bollox Fred

[Fev]

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere pal

I'm fucking off til @Jonesy stops starting threads early

[Titman]

When the fuck did toothpaste get so fucking expensive

[Rick]

I had a takeaway tonight from a pub that does food deliveries. Got a burger which was fine. Got a brownie and a tub of custard for pudding. Opened the custard and had a try before pouring it over my brownie, and I'm not exaggerating it tasted utterly revolting. Zero sweetness, really tangy and sour with a really bitter aftertaste. Thought maybe they'd got my order mixed up and given me some wierd salad dressing or savoury sauce. I inspected it further. It was yellow like custard. Was defo custard but it stunk of sick. A really pungent sick smell. Also there was hardly any in the tub. Maybe 2 table spoons. I started gipping and threw up my burger.

Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.

My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.

Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.

[Titman]

That’s how you get AIDS Rick

[Begbie]

I had a takeaway tonight from a pub that does food deliveries. Got a burger which was fine. Got a brownie and a tub of custard for pudding. Opened the custard and had a try before pouring it over my brownie, and I'm not exaggerating it tasted utterly revolting. Zero sweetness, really tangy and sour with a really bitter aftertaste. Thought maybe they'd got my order mixed up and given me some wierd salad dressing or savoury sauce. I inspected it further. It was yellow like custard. Was defo custard but it stunk of sick. A really pungent sick smell. Also there was hardly any in the tub. Maybe 2 table spoons. I started gipping and threw up my burger.

Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.

My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.

Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.

Any left in the tub that you can get tested?

[Rick]

I had a takeaway tonight from a pub that does food deliveries. Got a burger which was fine. Got a brownie and a tub of custard for pudding. Opened the custard and had a try before pouring it over my brownie, and I'm not exaggerating it tasted utterly revolting. Zero sweetness, really tangy and sour with a really bitter aftertaste. Thought maybe they'd got my order mixed up and given me some wierd salad dressing or savoury sauce. I inspected it further. It was yellow like custard. Was defo custard but it stunk of sick. A really pungent sick smell. Also there was hardly any in the tub. Maybe 2 table spoons. I started gipping and threw up my burger.

Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.

My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.

Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.

Any left in the tub that you can get tested?

Binned it. But might be. Sounds like hassle mind.

[Fev]

Fuck it, no game so come back to Sidari

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[Titman]

Really pushing this digital ID thing aren’t they? Almost like they stand to make a shitload of money by its rollout….

[Rick]

Really pushing this digital ID thing aren’t they? Almost like they stand to make a shitload of money by its rollout….

Judging by voting intentions and local election results they shouldn't be pushing anything on anyone.

[Titman]

Really pushing this digital ID thing aren’t they? Almost like they stand to make a shitload of money by its rollout….

Judging by voting intentions and local election results they shouldn't be pushing anything on anyone.

Between the hullshitter Starmer with this and the completely insane Miliband with his green energy bollocks place will be fucked.