I'm fucking off til @Jonesy stops starting threads early
Daily Bollox Fred
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When the fuck did toothpaste get so fucking expensive
Re: Daily Bollox Fred
I had a takeaway tonight from a pub that does food deliveries. Got a burger which was fine. Got a brownie and a tub of custard for pudding. Opened the custard and had a try before pouring it over my brownie, and I'm not exaggerating it tasted utterly revolting. Zero sweetness, really tangy and sour with a really bitter aftertaste. Thought maybe they'd got my order mixed up and given me some wierd salad dressing or savoury sauce. I inspected it further. It was yellow like custard. Was defo custard but it stunk of sick. A really pungent sick smell. Also there was hardly any in the tub. Maybe 2 table spoons. I started gipping and threw up my burger.
Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.
My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.
Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.
Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.
My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.
Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.
Re: Daily Bollox Fred
That’s how you get AIDS Rick
Re: Daily Bollox Fred
Any left in the tub that you can get tested?Rick wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:34 am I had a takeaway tonight from a pub that does food deliveries. Got a burger which was fine. Got a brownie and a tub of custard for pudding. Opened the custard and had a try before pouring it over my brownie, and I'm not exaggerating it tasted utterly revolting. Zero sweetness, really tangy and sour with a really bitter aftertaste. Thought maybe they'd got my order mixed up and given me some wierd salad dressing or savoury sauce. I inspected it further. It was yellow like custard. Was defo custard but it stunk of sick. A really pungent sick smell. Also there was hardly any in the tub. Maybe 2 table spoons. I started gipping and threw up my burger.
Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.
My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.
Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.
Choose life.
Re: Daily Bollox Fred
Binned it. But might be. Sounds like hassle mind.Begbie wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 7:25 amAny left in the tub that you can get tested?Rick wrote: ↑Sun Sep 28, 2025 12:34 am I had a takeaway tonight from a pub that does food deliveries. Got a burger which was fine. Got a brownie and a tub of custard for pudding. Opened the custard and had a try before pouring it over my brownie, and I'm not exaggerating it tasted utterly revolting. Zero sweetness, really tangy and sour with a really bitter aftertaste. Thought maybe they'd got my order mixed up and given me some wierd salad dressing or savoury sauce. I inspected it further. It was yellow like custard. Was defo custard but it stunk of sick. A really pungent sick smell. Also there was hardly any in the tub. Maybe 2 table spoons. I started gipping and threw up my burger.
Absolute cunts. They've obviously just grabbed a tub from back of a cupboard somewhere and not checked it.
My stomach has been empty all night but can't even eat anything from the fridge cos the thought of any food now makes me feel sick.
Worried I'll get food poisoning. Spat it straight back out but still....im sure some of the bacteria will have mixed with my saliva and ended up in my stomach. Ffs.
Re: Daily Bollox Fred
Fuck it, no game so come back to Sidari