Magnificent Monday

[Rick]

Another working week starts for some of you, for me its just another day. So what does today hold for me. Had another shit nights sleep 4 hours at best. My mate works regular nights and only gets Sunday n Mondays off, so we're meeting up at 1pm and off on piss round Ponte. I should be adequately wankered by 8pm Into Oasis takeaway, for a burger, taxi home then bed by 9pm. Usually wake up around 1am and up all night again. Hopefully wake up tomorrow and we will have signed a Striker/Winger or both

How did it go? Nicely twatted aye?

was well wankered, woke at 2:30, was up all night pissing. Was only supping John Smiths cos it was £2:10, went to 5 different pubs, one we went in was empty, bar maid said weve run out of beers, what lager you got i said, Fosters said she, see yer later said I. Had one of these all to myself 9;99 box, was spicy as fuck, only get one when im pissed

That looks divine. Basically a buffet in a pizza box. Be shitting for England next day mind.

[Fev]

How did it go? Nicely twatted aye?

was well wankered, woke at 2:30, was up all night pissing. Was only supping John Smiths cos it was £2:10, went to 5 different pubs, one we went in was empty, bar maid said weve run out of beers, what lager you got i said, Fosters said she, see yer later said I. Had one of these all to myself 9;99 box, was spicy as fuck, only get one when im pissed

That looks divine. Basically a buffet in a pizza box. Be shitting for England next day mind.

do you know i cant eat a full one when im sober, always far to much for me so dog gets loads, he doesnt like it hot but the greedy little fucker never turns it down. But once wankered, its all gone

[Rick]

Yeah that is a lot of food. Reckon I could get through most of it drunk. Probably about half of it sober.