Windy Mackems v Zebbys Mighty Whites

[Titman]

Up an at em boys. Be nice to put some points on the board.

[Hampshirewhites]

Hopefully DCL fit. I want to see Bahoya get time on the pitch too.

[Titman]

[Sid]

Fuck him and his contract

[Titman]

No Elvedi wither

[Sid]

No Elvedi wither

Injured maybe?

[Rick]

Tanaka, Wilson and Aaronson all very lightweight. Plenty of mobility but our passing is going to have to be on point. Cant get drawn into a scrappy game cos they'll just bully those 3 and win the midfield battle.

[stoptap]

Fucking Aaronson. He will be blown over the stands and towards Newcastle at the first strong gust.

[stoptap]

Alan Smith on commentary. ‘It’s a bwight and bweezy afternoon here at the Stadium Of Shite.’

[Sid]

Brenda needs to wake the fuck up