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Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:54 pm
by Fev
gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 8:21 pm
by Batley_white
Fev wrote: ↑Thu Feb 23, 2023 7:54 pm
gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.
When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?"
"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
After a pause, the instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the exhaust, which I've never seen done in my entire career".
That was Jesse is doing now?
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:57 pm
by Titman
Illias Akhomach joining on a free in summer from Barca. Apparently.
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
by Fev
Titman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:57 pm
Illias Akhomach joining on a free in summer from Barca. Apparently.
Does that mean willy is going in that direction?
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:29 pm
by Titman
Fev wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
Titman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:57 pm
Illias Akhomach joining on a free in summer from Barca. Apparently.
Does that mean willy is going in that direction?
Don’t think so. Even if Gnonto does go he’ll be wanting games.
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:48 pm
by Fev
Titman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:29 pm
Fev wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
Titman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 7:57 pm
Illias Akhomach joining on a free in summer from Barca. Apparently.
Does that mean willy is going in that direction?
Don’t think so. Even if Gnonto does go he’ll be wanting games.
I'd still swap raph for willy
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:30 pm
by Titman
Fev wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:48 pm
Titman wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:29 pm
Fev wrote: ↑Fri Mar 03, 2023 10:07 pm
Does that mean willy is going in that direction?
Don’t think so. Even if Gnonto does go he’ll be wanting games.
I'd still swap raph for willy
Wouldn’t surprise me if they try and move him on this summer. Possibly back to the PL. They’ll make a profit no doubt.
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 10:22 am
by Schwantz34
Ramos that we were linked with a while back, who some didn't want because he 'wasn't a goalscorer';
32 starts
21 goals
8 assists
Having a good time at Benfica.
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:34 pm
by Batley_white
Season tickets up 10% - if we go down that 10% will be refunded
Re: Zebbys Leeds United General discussion
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 2:58 pm
by Titman
Batley_white wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 12:34 pm
Season tickets up 10% - if we go down that 10% will be refunded
The more you lose the more you save.